'All of us need to eat. It is as simple as that. The Dunbog does not offer the most traditional food sources, but we think it is some of the best provender ever eaten.

'I become hungry just thinking about our delicacies. You may not really understand, and that is fine. I am not asking you to eat it, just bring some. What am I talking about? Slug-meat, of course...specifically tender, baby slug-meat. The taste is nothing short of amazing.

'There are slugs to the east of the village. The baby slugs are protected by the adults, so be careful. You do not want to be attacked by a group of angry slug-matrons!'