'We have stolen their recipes, emptied their kegs, and harried those who wished to join them. Now we shall attack the very core of the Inn League -- the members themselves!

'There are travellers all across Middle-earth, clamouring for the beers, ales, and wines that they could not bring with them. How do I know this? Never you mind! I have my sources, and they are trustier than you!

'Now there is but one thing left to do, and then my sabotage will be complete, and the Ale Association is sure to be a success! I have gathered many drinks and poured them all into tankards, and now I give them to you. Deliver them to each requestor! Do not let on that I have poured the wrong beverage into each glass. Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! They will hate the Inn League after they have tasted what I have given them.'