'Hullo there, my young ${RACE}, have you come to have a look around, or perhaps you're looking to make a donation to our worthy Mathom House? We accept all sorts of mathoms you know, it's amazing the odds and ends that Hobbits young and old have managed to collect and what you can see here runs the whole gamut! If you ask me, this old museum says more about us Hobbits than any book or story could hope to tell.

Right now we're looking for mathoms that have been given as gifts for some kindness or aid rendered. The stories behind such objects are of great interest to us, regardless of what the mathom itself might be. Anything you could bring us along those lines would be a fine gesture indeed.'