It is time for the pie-eating contest at the Bree-fields fair-ground. Come one, come all, and enjoy the fare.
'Are you here for the pie-eating contest? Wonderful! I'll explain the rules...
'The goal is to eat any six of the pies there on the table. Big ones or small ones, it makes no difference to me! But be sure you let me know you are finished before the time expires.
'Are you ready to start?'
Eat six pies within the allotted amount of time.
Eat five more pies within the allotted amount of time.
Eat four more pies within the allotted amount of time.
Eat three more pies within the allotted amount of time.
Eat two more pies within the allotted amount of time.
Eat one more within the allotted amount of time.
Stuffed and sticky with pie, you should now speak to the Pie-man.