'You've got to help me, ${PLAYER}! While my wife was out, I went and ate the pie crust she had baked...I couldn't help myself! I know that if I had waited, it would be filled with some delicious filling and be even better, but I've always been partial to the way my wife bakes the crust.

'Do you know any cooks? I need a replacement pie crust, and fast! If my wife gets back and sees the crust missing, why...she might not make another!

'I'll give you some coins and, and... half a dozen eggs if you can do this for me, ${PLAYER} -- now, quickly! Go get me a pie crust! I might have some other things lying about that I can give you as well!'